A word about The Voice

The Voice bores me, it’s true, but my dear spouse likes to watch this dreck, so I hear it in the background as I tippy-tap the keys, but tonight I paused in my studies long enough to watch a performance by a young guy named Matthew Schuler.  I must admit that it was entertaining.  Okay, so he has a second-rate voice with a range from C to D, but I have never seen anyone who looked so much like he needed to drop a deuce when he sang and it made for compelling television.  Those squeezed down, squinty eyes and the stress positions just screamed “Potty Break!”  I kept thinking, “Will he dirty his trousers?  Won’t he dirty his trousers?”

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